HIDE THE GAY ANIME SHIT AND CLEAN THE DISHES
"BEHOLD HOW GORGEOUS AND ELEGENT I AM, MARVEL AT MY—OH GOD NO WHAT IS THIS THING WHAT’S IT DOING MAKE IT GO AWAAAAAAY"
this is the greatest thing ive ever seen
those feather butt wiggles
i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny
President Clinton’s cat Socks on the Press Secretary’s podium in the press briefing room at the White House, 1993.
it was honestly really gross how many people tried to claim this cat was “just an affirmative action hire” in spite of how well qualified it was